We had some symptoms strong enough that the on-call doctor advised us to goin to triage today at about 3pm.  So we packed everything up and drove on in.  It was actually kind of nice to do it on a Saturday afternoon — reasonable traffic, plentiful parking spaces.  However, it was all for naught.  To be fair, there were signs that things were progressing, but not the water breaking, as we thought.  So, about an hour and half later, we left and went home.

We then got some yummy spicy food which, uh, is supposed to help.