What have you wrought? How many times have I seen a teenage girl with ridiculously plucked eyebrows and black eyeliner? I don’t mean to seems like an old fogey, but little self-proclaimed punker Avril might be able to pull it off, but you can’t. This is a chick who brags about drinking and getting into fights, yet she sings about sk8ter boyz in a tune that if you close your eyes, sounds like teeny bop. On top of that, isn’t she engaged or married? Real punk at age 20.

It’s like the Eminem Phenomenon of 1999 when suddenly little white suburban thugs started bleaching the tops of their short hair.