On the back of cars, besides the famous “Wash Me,” I’ve seen lately:

“Josh is Smelly”

and my favorite:

“Moises is Wack” (I love this. Poor Moises.)

And written in shoe polish:

“Don’t Mess With My Christmas”

I desperately wanted to know what the person looked like who wrote something that but I didn’t get alongside them before the traffic shifted.

I would ask how their Christmas has thus far been messed with. Maybe it’s simply there to warn off would be Christmas-messers. Anyway, I should have followed the guy/gal home to mess with their Christmas. Perhaps I could have changed out all the bulbs on their outdoor Christmas lights to other colors – blue for Hannukah or perhaps a Kwanza mix. Would that be considered “messing” with their Christmas?